<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD><TITLE>The Strange!!</TITLE> <META content="text/html; charset=unicode" http-equiv=Content-Type><LINK rel="SHORTCUT ICON" href="http://www.lyneszoo.com/favicon.ico"> <META name=description content="The LynesZoo, our animals,philosophy and family."> <META name=KEYWORDS content="lyneszoo, Humor, Weird, Strange, Lynes, Red Dwarf, Dangermouse, Homer, Odd, lyneszoo, Humor, Weird Al, Lynes, Homer, Marvin "> <META name=GENERATOR content="MSHTML 8.00.6001.18812"></HEAD> <BODY background=revlynes.jpg aLink=red link=red bgProperties=fixed text=blue vLink=purple> <P> <CENTER><FONT face="Comic Sans MS,Comic Sans,Times New Roman"><FONT color=blue size=6><B><I>Really Strange Things We Have Seen.......</I></B></FONT></FONT></CENTER> <P><A href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/" target=_blank><IMG border=0 alt="Red Dwarf" align=middle src="red-dwarf-trans.gif" width=96 height=106></A><FONT color=red size=4 face=Cancun>........THREE MILLION YEARS !!!</FONT></P> <P><BR><A href="http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/" target=_blank><IMG border=0 alt="" align=middle src="http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/images/blquill.png" NIGHT.....?? 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